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“DOG’S OKAY BEWARE OF WIFE”

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swag.

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wtf…. 

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  • Me: Hi, I'm here to read the water meter.
  • Lady: oh! come in!
  • Me: Thanks. are my shoes ok?
  • Lady: oh yes, I have the same ones!
  • Me: *laughs* oh ya.... but can I wear them into your house?
  • Old Man (as I'm leaving): Ok. see you next month?
  • Me: no, we only come once a year.
  • Old Man: oh... well if I read my meter will I see you next month?
  • Me: no, you would just get an estimated bill.
  • Old Man; damn...
"You’re not yet married? Well enjoy.
You’re such a kind person. Young people are so full of optimism."
— a Russian woman telling me not to get married young

(Source: meterreaderlady)

Our handhelds will warn us if there are any hazards in the house, such as a dog, or a trap door.

Apparently these people had a Python to worry about…

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